Burpees and Bows Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
Shoot Blanks Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You never miss and never shoot blanks. This includes all forms of marksmanship: shooting firearms, wastebin basketball, and, of course, makin’ babies. Your child is living proof that you’re seed is fertile and true, and you couldn’t be more proud. In fact, you’re so proud that you want to buy this funny Polka Dot Dress to show off the product...
Crawl Walk Surf Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You the surfing parent want nothing more than your rad little baby to start surfing with you! Obviously, that won't happen overnight and it may take a while before you and your baby are riding those massive waves! Before you can surf you need to learn how to walk and before you can walk you need to learn how to...
I Like Big Bucks Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You're daddy's hunting girl. This Polka Dot Dress is perfect for any father who has a little girl who is on our way to hunting. Grab this Polka Dot Dress and make sure the world can see that you're open to show the world who's boss. This Polka Dot Dress is for the ones who love to shoot and hunt...
Cycling With Daddy Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everyone has a thing and your thing is cycling! Bicycles have been around a long time; first used as a means to get places, then recreation, exercise and even competition! You are a cyclist and you can't wait to go cycling with your little baby when they grow up! For now you will have to settle with training wheels and...
Watching the Game Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Sports are a great bonding moment with a child. As the father you enjoy watching the game whether it's football, soccer, hockey, baseball, basketball or any other sport you may enjoy. All sports immediately get better and more exciting once you are watching it with your child! It doesn't matter if they are too young to comprehend what is going...
Game Day Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Crawl Walk Bike Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
A better breakfast can boost a child’s brainpower. Thus, cruising down the cereal aisle can become quite the chore when deciding on the perfect nutrients to feed your growing pride and joy. Helps prevent heart disease? Low in sugar? Reading all the fine print on their colorful cartoon laced labels would literally take all day. This funny boobies Polka Dot...