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    I'm Pregnant Not Furry Do Not Touch Me! Maternity T-Shirt

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    I'm pregnant. Not furry. Don't touch me. I said don't touch. Just because I got a beautiful bump on my belly does not give you the right to pat me down like a dog. Just because I have another awesome human being inside me doesn't me that I need your hands all over me like a cute cat. No. I'm not furry. I'm actually quite hormonal and I need you to stop touching me please. Wear this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt with pride and show everyone that you need a little bit of loving just not in the form of physical touch. You have a baby in you so hands off, freaks.

    Can't wait to see your little guy or gal? Then this Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt is for you. Prepare your little one with these awesome Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt and show them that you truly love them. Whether you love giving them a geeky onesie or a heartfelt shirt on your stomach to up the anticipation this is definitely for you. For all the mothers-to-be out there and for all the cool young lassie's out there who are just so gosh darn excited for their little precious bundle of joy.

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    Heavy Cotton Maternity T-Shirt

    •    4.5 oz
    •    100% ringspun cotton jersey
    •    Scooped neck and ruched sides
    •    Double needle sleeves and bottom hems
    •    Topstitched ribbed collar

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